Haircut

My dad told my brother to leave his weekend empty because he had stuff he wanted help with doing. He starts telling his plans. Then my step-mom jumps in and says "Rather than that, why don't you spend this weekend getting haircuts? You guys's hair look like birds' nests!"
My dad then looks at my brother, gets a moronic grin and looks at me, getting another moronic grin. He mutters, "Feh, I'd rather do it myself. CUT IT ALL TIL HE BECOMES BALD!"
My step-mom interrupts, "Don't tell him, or else he'll run away!"
Then my brother gets this evil gleam in his eyes...
LAWL.

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