Found some funny ones. Thought I might share.
- CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. -Arthur C. Clarke
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest. -Alexandre Dumas
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. -Russell Baker
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. -J.D. Salinger
The least of learning is done in the classrooms. -Thomas Merton
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. -Albert Camus
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. -Ernest Benn
3 comments:
J.D. Salinger sounds incredibly familiar, and of course I know Dumas. How could I forget the aliens?
He's best known for The Catcher in the Rye.
=X You guys make me feel stew-pod. Didn't recognize anyone....
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