Bwoooooong

That was the sound of a gong announcing my return.

Watch as I grandly descend from a stairway so marvelous, your body burns with shame. Do I walk? No. Am I floating? Maybe...
Two giant sour gummy worms come to help me into my throne.

Here I rule over my field of mushrooms...


I think I need to sleep instead of trying to revive this blog.
It's so sad that after I finally figure out an arrangement I freaking love for it to be in... I ditch it.

One day, my friend. One day, I shall return! (Fret not, my dear mushroomies!)


Shut up, shut up, shut up, myself! Nobody needs to know how not right in the mind you are.